Around 2 hours into our drive today, the car was suddenly filled with a pungent odor.
Me: Ew, Gross! I told you to roll down the window if you were gonna fart!
Jeff: I swear that wasn't me. Quit blaming your farts on me!
Me: I swear it wasn't me either! Ohmygosh, it is awful!
Jeff: I don't even like it.
Then I looked back and discovered The Culprit with a very smug look on his face: