The Culprit

Around 2 hours into our drive today, the car was suddenly filled with a pungent odor.

Me: Ew, Gross!  I told you to roll down the window if you were gonna fart!
Jeff: I swear that wasn't me.  Quit blaming your farts on me!
Me: I swear it wasn't me either!  Ohmygosh, it is awful!
Jeff:  I don't even like it.

Then I looked back and discovered The Culprit with a very smug look on his face:

Its amazing at how this half blind little 12 pound creature can create such a stench.  I wasn't even mad when it happened a second time, I was impressed.